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You started the game and walked! (And watched the ad)
Grab the bag!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the game!
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 1
Kill at least 50 enemies in a bonus round
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 4